Cheap Mate

Finally got my COC as 1st Mate yesterday. Big Relief. This also means that hopefully I won't have to set foot in the stinking halls of the MMD for at least two years. Why are all Government offices like this? They should have a sign at the door saying "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here". But now I'm digressing. The day to leave draws nearer and I grow gloomier. This is the ultimate need based relationship.